10 Overlooked Reasons Romney Lost

1. Amish warlocks placed a curse on Mitt because he put a bonnet manufacturing company out business during his Bain years and was against the buggy bailout.
2. Democrats secretly distributed 200,000 copies of Fifty Shades of Grey to Republican women in Michigan, thus giving them something more satisfying to do with themselves than vote.
3. An astrologer in Budapest claimed that the position of Jupiter's third largest moon foretold that Democrats would win Ohio, thus affecting the vote there.
4. Secret Chinese experiments with electromagnetic rays caused Republican voters to go temporarily sane on November 6 and vote for Democrats.
5. An insidious Democratic cabal of scientists at NASA electronically altered the orbits of five tracking satellites, thus sabotaging the GPSs of Ohio Republicans who drove voters to the polls and, as a result, ended up in Canada.
6. Fortune cookies in Miami were biased, influencing elderly Jews to vote Democratic.
7. Kenyan operatives infiltrated polling places in Wisconsin.
8. False rumors that The Kingston Trio would be giving a free concert in Orlando on Election Day were circulated among young Republicans.
9. Obama's prayers to the Vishnu influenced the Latino vote.
10. In response to Romney's stand on immigration, aliens from the Andromeda Galaxy telepathically controlled the minds of a million Republicans, causing them all to vote for Obama.

Thanks to John Blumenthal

Jeb Bush Will Win in 2016!

Fresh off a strong prediction in this year's election in both the outcome and the Electoral Count, Bill Chicago makes Another Prediction!

Jeb Bush Will Win In 2016!

 

 

Billy Chicago's research files are stuffed with data.

 

To summarize, The Democrats will be able to offer only one candidate strong enough to win, Hillary Clinton. She may not run, but probably will.

 

Bush is a shoe-in for the nomination, has all the tools already in place to begin campaigning immediately and be fully able to fine-tune his image for the next four years.

 

Because of her current health, Clinton will need a recovery period before she starts campaigning in earnest. Eventually Bush will prove to be unbeatable.

 

Tuck this prediction away. We'll discuss it again.

How Do You Know When Your Political Party Is In Trouble?

Actor Alec Baldwin said it best when he Tweeted that you definitely know when someone's political party is in trouble when you ask them how their Crazy Rape Candidate made out and they answer..Which One?

Obama Will Win!

Billy Chicago's Day Before The Election Prediction:

 

Obama 303 Votes to Romney 235!

 

 



Richard Roeper of the Chicago Sun Times and I agree on almost everything. It's not surprising then that he came up with the same exact number in this morning's newspaper. In 2008, I beat him out by one state. James Carville, of National fame, beat us both out and hit the electoral number right on the head. As of this moment, Carville has not announced, but, as always, his number will bear watching.

  

Remember, Billy Chicago predicted an Obama win on September 7. I'm now raising the bet.

And, as Rooeper said this morning, "when it’s all over, a small but not tiny percentage of Americans will continue to believe Barack Obama is a foreign-born Socialist bent on destroying America, the government engineered Hurricane Sandy to give the president a crisis to handle in the stretch run, the mainstream media was overwhelmingly biased in its coverage of the election, and the election was probably rigged so real Americans couldn’t take back the country".

On a lighter note be sure to read our new food blog at CookingEasyWithBillyChicago.com. Be sure to read today's recipe for a Mark Twain Favorite,  Oyster Ice Cream.


Billy Chicago Predicts Election

Billy Chicago predicted the George W. Bush would lose in 2000. Billy Chicago was wrong.

Billy Chicago made the same prediction in 2004.  Alas. Wrong again.

Undaunted,  I'm sticking my neck out again. Despite the dead-even polls of today, I'm predicting Romney will lose and may even lose by a unexpectedly wide margin. You heard it here first.