Saturday, June 23, 2012
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Litle Known Super Secret Banana Facts
1. A banana is an herb, not a fruit.
2. In fact, it is the world's largest herb.
3. The cluster of fruit from this herb is called a hand, not a bunch.
And how about that.
2. In fact, it is the world's largest herb.
3. The cluster of fruit from this herb is called a hand, not a bunch.
And how about that.
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Don't You Just Hate It
When you buy a WHOLE baguette of French Bread but it only comes with HALF a bag.
Monday, April 23, 2012
Undecided for President in 2012? Consider This!
Undecided for President in 2012? Consider This!
Support Romney “Because He’s Been On Your Side At One Time Or Another” Rep. Louie Gohmert
Illustration by Bill Ashworth
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Culinary State Of Emergency At Nation’s Ballparks
BREAKING NEWS:
The United States Department of Disaster Relief has issued a warning of Severe Danger to Health and Pocketbook at the following two Major League Baseball stadiums:
The United States Department of Disaster Relief has issued a warning of Severe Danger to Health and Pocketbook at the following two Major League Baseball stadiums:
The 8 Pound Strasburger, named after a Washington Nationals pitcher.
The 1lb "Champion Dog"
Ball Park at Arlington
$26
2-3000 Calories
Saturday, April 14, 2012
North Korea expelled from AXIS OF EVIL
North Korea suffered another blow to its prestige as it was expelled from the Axis of Evil.
The decision was announced by the presiding Chairman of the Axis of Evil, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who cited as the reason for the expulsion North Korea’s evident “lack of evil.”
“There are a lot of evil countries out there, Iran for one, who are trying to terrify the world by developing nuclear weapons,” he said.
“When North Korea launches a so-called ‘rocket’ and it goes about twenty feet before blowing up, that just makes it harder for the rest of us.”
Story by Borowitz
Illustration by Chadwick
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Gasoline Prices: New Study Revealed!
"As the political rhetoric heats up, there's something puzzling about drilling inside the United States. Essentially, it doesn't reduce what we pay at the pump. From the article, 'A statistical analysis of 36 years of monthly, inflation-adjusted gasoline prices and U.S. domestic oil production by The Associated Press shows no statistical correlation between how much oil comes out of U.S. wells and the price at the pump.' If the promises that politicians made when they opened U.S. drilling were true, then we should be paying about $2 a gallon now. Instead it's $4 a gallon. Minnesota Public Radio pulls some choice quotes from both parties and wonders why this decades-old empirical observation goes seemingly completely unnoticed."
Thursday, March 22, 2012
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