Sunday, December 30, 2012

Republicans Throw Tantrum Over Having To Work on The Weekend


WASHINGTON : Howls of protest filled the halls of the U.S. Senate today as dozens of Senators expressed their outrage at having to work through the weekend to save the United States from financial Armageddon.

“We’re hearing a lot about the country plunging back into recession and millions of people being thrown out of work,” said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky). “What we’re not hearing much about is how our Sunday is being completely and irrevocably ruined.”

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Thursday, December 27, 2012

Now That's A Really Big Shark

The Mammoth Megalodon, A Shark About 30 Times the Size of a Great White
 
 
 
 
The (Carcharodon) Megalodon is thought to have looked something like a Great White Shark, only a bit more stocky and overall bigger… much bigger,
 
with an average adult Megalodon estimated to have weighed around 70-100 tons (about 30 times that of a Great White Shark which full grown tend to be about 2.5-3 tons).  The Megalodon is estimated to have been around 15-24 meters long (50-78 ft., compared to a typical adult Great White Shark which is only 6m or 20 ft long).  It is also estimated that the bite force the Megalodon’s jaws could generate was somewhere in the vicinity of 108,514 N – 182,201 N (11-18 tons of force).  For reference, this is about 6-10 times the biting power of a Great White Shark and 18-30 times that of a Lion.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Could Iowa City Rank In he Top Ten Cities For Singles?

 If your answer is yes, you are correct!
 


 
Finding the best cities for singles goes beyond simply identifying the places with the highest percentage of bachelors and bachelorettes. Financial factors count, too. After all, you’ll want to meet someone who can afford to date, right?

To put together a list of best cities for singles, taken into account were income and living costs. The cities that made the final cut boast household income levels well above the Census Bureau average of $49,536. The cost-of-living score -- derived from Council for Community and Economic Research data -- indicates essential costs, including rent. A high score is acceptable as long as it’s offset by attractive incomes and a strong dating pool.

Cities were screened based on the percentage of unmarried households because many otherwise great places to live are heavily populated by happily wedded couples, not swinging singles. And the cities were limited by unmarried households comfortably above the average of 49.4%.

Finally, added was what was dubbed a date-night tab: the average cost of two movie tickets plus a bottle of wine. Use the amount to budget for your next night out. Take a tour of the top-10 cities for singles.
 
 

Sunday, December 23, 2012

A Visit To The Archives -Virginia Earthquake Devastation

Remembering the devastation of August 2011. What a tragedy.
 
 

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Mayan Calendar Revisited-Yields New Forecast


Friday, December 21, 2012

News Flash-World Didn't End

If you are reading this, then the world didn't end on December 21.

News Flash # 2: The Mayan's Never "Predicted" the world would end on December 21, 2012. 

The scenario is not entirely different from the old example of telling a short story to the first person in a line of people.

Each person then turns around and whispers it to the next person, who then turns, and so on. By the time the story reaches the last person in line, the original story is often wildly differnt than the original version.

I remember first hearing the story about the Mayan calendar a few years ago.

The original version went something like this:

The Mayan calendar will be recycling into a new period in 2012. Each period is called a "baktun."
 
 
 
 
Each baktun represents 144,000 days — or nearly 400 years. The 13th baktun of the Mayan calendar is slated to come to an end on the solstice marked on Dec. 21, 2012.
 
 
The years will simply click-over and start a new cycle.  Similarly, if a car's odometer runs past its complement of numbers, you can still drive it.

Compare this story to today's madness, early school closings, families teaching their young children to wear gas masks, and many, many other outrageous stories.

Never underestimate the sheer zaniness of some segments of our population. And enjoy thr rest of your day.

Keep in mind that "Life's Journey is the Reward, not the destination."

Billy

Thursday, December 20, 2012

25 Really Funny I Phone Auto Corrects

 
Remember, Billy Chicago is moving to BillyChicago.Com
 
 
 




Wednesday, December 19, 2012

10 Overlooked Reasons Romney Lost

  1. Amish warlocks placed a curse on Mitt because he put a bonnet manufacturing company out business during his Bain years and was against the buggy bailout.
  2. Democrats secretly distributed 200,000 copies of Fifty Shades of Grey to Republican women in Michigan, thus giving them something more satisfying to do with themselves than vote.
  3. An astrologer in Budapest claimed that the position of Jupiter's third largest moon foretold that Democrats would win Ohio, thus affecting the vote there.
  4. Secret Chinese experiments with electromagnetic rays caused Republican voters to go temporarily sane on November 6 and vote for Democrats.
  5. An insidious Democratic cabal of scientists at NASA electronically altered the orbits of five tracking satellites, thus sabotaging the GPSs of Ohio Republicans who drove voters to the polls and, as a result, ended up in Canada.
  6. Fortune cookies in Miami were biased, influencing elderly Jews to vote Democratic.
  7. Kenyan operatives infiltrated polling places in Wisconsin.
  8. False rumors that The Kingston Trio would be giving a free concert in Orlando on Election Day were circulated among young Republicans.
  9. Obama's prayers to the Vishnu influenced the Latino vote.
  10. In response to Romney's stand on immigration, aliens from the Andromeda Galaxy telepathically controlled the minds of a million Republicans, causing them all to vote for Obama.

Thanks to John Blumenthal

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Follow-Up 13 y.o. Girl Wins Fight Against Hasbro Toys

Hasbro to  introduce new line of gender-neutral Easy Bake Ovens.
 
 

Monday, December 17, 2012

20 Celebrity Stars Who Have Not Aged Well

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Some people age gracefully, and other dont.
All the money in the world can’t save Hollywood stars from getting older, but while some manage to maintain their looks through the years, others haven’t been quite so fortunate. From too much plastic surgery to outrageous weight gain, BillyChicago has located photos of the 20 most shocking celebrity transformations.
PHOTOS: The 20 Most Shocking Celebrity Age Transformations