Sunday, April 15, 2012

Culinary State Of Emergency At Nation’s Ballparks

BREAKING NEWS:
The United States Department of Disaster Relief has issued a warning of Severe Danger to Health and Pocketbook at the following two Major League Baseball stadiums:


The 8 Pound Strasburger, named after a Washington Nationals pitcher.



The 1lb "Champion Dog"

Ball Park at Arlington

$26

2-3000 Calories